Squeaky Clean Farm Jokes

Here are a few jokes you can share with anyone! Our next-door neighbor came over the other night, and Little Bit read most of these to us from her Highlights magazines. We were laughing so hard we could barely breathe!!

You may not have that same reaction...but hopefully they'll put a smile on your face!

Mutt: Hey, there's an egg!
Jeff: We should tell it a joke!
Mutt: Why?
Jeff: To crack it up!


How do you get the water in a watermelon?
Plant it in the spring!


Sara: Look at that bunch of cows!
Farmer: Not bunch - herd.
Sara: Heard what?
Farmer: Of Cows
Sara: Sure, I've heard of cows!
Farmer: No, a cow herd.
Sara: So what? I have no secrets from cows!

Did you hear about what happened when the owl and the goat got married? They had a hootenanny.

Bonus Song: Peanut sittin' on a railroad track, heart was all a'flutter...
Train came rollin' down the track...Toot Toot! Peanut Butter!

Linked to Farm Friend Friday

Tee hee hee,
-Laura at TenThingsFarm