The plant manager where Hubby works just retired, and they had a farewell meal with food from Panda Express. There were some extra fortune cookies, so Hubby brought one home for Little Bit. It says:
This is NOT a good fortune cookie message, particularly for a five year old. We explained to her that this was not permission to play in the street, start fires, shave the cat or do other things we have told her she cannot do.
I guess writing good fortunes might be harder than it looks!